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25th July 2014

Post with 2 notes

angel hair pasta is delicious that’s a great compliment
But I don’t want him to eat my hair

Tagged: I'm not marrying a goatarachnofiend

25th July 2014

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Partner referred to my hair as “angel hair”

not as in “hair of an angel”

but fucking pasta

Tagged: just washed itangel hairpastathanks babe

25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Interesting with 30,981 notes

zimrose:

sixpenceee:

My entire heart just dropped, some of the real horrors in life. 

Omg that poor woman. My heart goes out to her.

Tagged: anguished gaspoh goddeathlong posttearing up fuck

25th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Straight White Boys Texting with 1,603 notes

Tagged: ewwwwwwwwwwwstraight white boydisgustingnsfw

25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from milk and mangos with 15,713 notes

elenahelfrecht:

A night out. Bamberg, Germany

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Tagged: fogreferencephotothat shit looks demonici love it

Source: elenahelfrecht

25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from guro party with 8,734 notes

nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

Tagged: ms\screasscreamsi meanBATSBABIESCUTElong post

Source: nubbsgalore

25th July 2014

Post reblogged from Demigoddess with 390,157 notes

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

Tagged: /quiet squeakAFTER LIVING ON OPPOSITE EDGES OF THE CONTINENT FOR SO FUCKING LONG AAAAHALEXilu

Source: ewokk

25th July 2014

Post reblogged from Farts are funny all of the time. with 218,075 notes

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

I’m a virgo tho

Source: faggitvekubby

25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from heck ye? with 121 notes

pinkeyedrabbbit:

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

Tagged: long turkey reaching for ceiling orbscat

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25th July 2014

Post reblogged from shark bites and dog fights with 6 notes

holyfuck-dragons:

does anyone have a smoke gene scroll they’d be willing to trade for art 

unfortunately my tablet is broken but i can still draw you some mad wicked traditional art (FR dragons only) ;3c 

Tagged: fryoo

Source: holyfuck-dragons